Why Do They KEEP Doin This???

I'm not sure I'd be proud that I have lit a fart before...

my friend Stefan did this once.
at work.
he worked at a gas station.
read: he had combustible fuel ALL over him.


suffice to say, he needed a trip to the hospital.
he's okay, but a little wiser.

this reminds me of friday night... when some of my drunk residents decided to cover thier arms in alcohol and set them on fire so they could run screaming across the football field [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

HAHAHA! I've lit my farts more times than I care to mention. [img]redface.gif[/img] And always with my pants on.
I've never hurt myself doing it either. It was always like this.

person #1 "That doesn't work. You can't do it."

Person #2 "Yeah there's no way."

me "Oh yeah? Watch this. FART!!!"

Person # 1 and 2 [img]eek.gif[/img] "Woah! HAHAHA"

me [img]cool.gif[/img]

Oh, c'mon. I knew of a kid who burnt his arse in boy scouts 30 years ago doing that..doesn't anybody learn? I err...personally never partook of the pleasure [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] I keep waiting for the day that I hear that some dope puts a tube up there to "play rocket" and ends up blowing his guts out (Mark my words..it will happen) [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img]